Shutdown (Reprise)

We’re on the brink of a government shutdown and it’s all because The Actual President of the Actual United States of America can’t secure money for his giant wall on the Mexican border.

The House has passed a bill with a budget for the border wall, but it’s expected to fail to get through the senate today.

To briefly recap to anyone out of the loop — Back in 2015 Trump promised his band of exploited and disenfranchised followers a giant wall to help keep illegal immigrants out. He promised that Mexico would be the ones to pay for the wall. He has spent the last twelve months trying to get US taxpayers to pay for the wall.

Trump and his usual group of petrified yes-men in congress are the only people in government who actually want the wall. All Democrats, and a surprising portion of Republicans recognise it as either amoral, unethical or simply a waste of money.

It’s an entirely symbolic solution, and not one that contains a remote amount of practicality.

Many estimates have been put forward over the last three years in regards to the cost of the wall. With experts claiming anywhere between $15billion and $70billion in construction, and $150million and $750million in annual upkeep.

Not to mention the fact that all of the money America currently spends on border security — Armed patrols, officers, detention centres, concentration camps — They will still need funding on top of these new wall budgets.

You can’t just put up a 30ft high wall and then leave it alone, people will still try to climb and cross as they do now. So to feel safe, the American people will still need all of the existing security as well as the wall itself.

Even if we take the lowest estimates, of which I can only find FOX as a source for. But even if we just take those figures, that’s still a lot of money the American people will have to fork out in order to fulfil the dreams of an insane man.

“I’m going to build a wall, it will be 30ft high and Mexico will pay for it!”

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So the government is set to go into shutdown if this funding can’t be secured, with certain departments and branches closing as early as Friday night.

Both sides will blame each other, as is tradition, and both will have a legitimate reason to do so. You see, strangely, this shutdown isn’t entirely Donald Trump’s fault, even though he’s the one making the ridiculous demands in regards to immigration.

Do you remember how Democrats complained that Republicans stopped them from passing legitimate healthcare reform? And now (some) Republicans are complaining that Democrats are stopping them from building a wall.

Neither of these things are bad, it’s just democracy doing its thing. As much as I want Universal Healthcare for America, I can’t be too mad about Obama’s failure to pass strong and decent reform, because it failed in a democratic process.

So the wall needs to fail. Not because this liberal, snowflake cuck says so, but because the majority of elected officials do. As well as the majority of Americans themselves. So this isn’t really anyone’s fault (or it’s everyones), democracy is just doing its thing and Trump will have to concede that America does not want this wall.

If, by some evil miracle from the dark lord himself, funding is secured for the wall and construction starts before 2020, I think it’ll help Trump with his original core base of voters, and Trump knows this.

Even if it’s paid for by taxpayers and costs drastically more than Trump has estimated, and also doesn’t solve any legitimate immigration issues, his core followers will see that he promised a wall, and a wall is what they’re getting.

Imagine you’re promised a free meal by your boss, to say thank you for all the hard work you’ve done this year. Except after you arrived at the restaurant, and ordered your meal, your boss announces that you’re now paying for the meal.

You shrug and think, “Oh well, I guess that’s okay, I only ordered a pasta salad.” But then the boss says you have to pay for his meal as well — A real vanity plate of wealth, with lobster, caviar and golden truffles.

You’re pretty angry at this point, but you feel as though you can’t say anything because he’s your boss, and he’s fired people in the past.

You pay the extortionate bill at the end, nervously wondering how you’re going to pay for Christmas for your family this year. But hey, at least you’ve been fed, you’ve had a meal out with the boss and he likes you.

Then, he slaps you on the arse and says in an excited voice, “Come on, let’s go puke it all up onto a homeless dude while you thank me over and over for a wonderful dinner!”

As you push two fingers down your throat, you squeak out little “Thank-yous”, before sicking up onto your own shoes. That’s them ruined.

I think the analogy ran away from me a little there, but the point is that this grand plan isn’t what was originally promised, and while his followers should continue to support him on his other policies (name one?), this is one they should fight back on.

If I were a MAGA-head, I’d be so mad that Mexico wasn’t paying for the wall that I also wouldn’t want this bill to pass. If I were a MAGA-head, I wouldn’t want to be puking on my own shoes.

I suppose the one good thing about the wall potentially being built, is that when we crawl out of this facist-lite hole most of our species are currently in, we can collectively bring down the wall as an act of unity and Make Earth Great Again.

See, that even spells MEGA — An actual word!

In the age of austerity, it’s probably only fitting that tattered walls are the new golden statues built to the sky to glorify one man.


Today is Friday, December 21st and it’s always better to try something and fail than to never try at all. That whole thing Yoda said is American Dream BS.

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People or Political Pawns?

At what point does a person stop becoming a person? That’s a dark sentence right there — One that could lead in a number of directions. I’ll keep you hanging for one more sentence though, just for dramatic effect.

I’m thinking about this in regards to the migrants who have been trying to cross the US/Mexico border in recent days. The women and children who have had tear gas thrown at them by border security because they were “very dangerous”.

So I wonder, as far as some are concerned, when do people stop being people?

I understand that border security and immigration is a tough subject, and not one that can be answered swiftly in a blog — No matter what some far-right websites claim.

Despite what the majority of the media would have you think, immigration isn’t a simple black and white issue. Some people want to lock a country down entirely, others want controlled immigration, some want open gates, and others want somewhere in between all of these.

Some people are okay with the use of violence, some are okay with the use of tear gas on children, and others are not.

What the Trump administration has going on at the border right now is a flex, and all on the tax-payers dime. For decades the Democrats have been (rightly) accused of vanity spending in order to prove a point, and well, old Donald has taken a page right out of their blue book.

The events that are taking place at the US/Mexico border right now are happening because of the following chain of events:

  1. Donald Trump flippantly says he will build a wall
  2. Followers begin chanting it as a mantra
  3. Trump makes it policy during his campaign
  4. Trump says Mexico will pay for wall
  5. Trump becomes president (eyes collectively roll)
  6. Mexico say they will not pay for wall
  7. Trump demands wall be made
  8. Republican congress says they will have to tax Americans to build wall
  9. Advisors say that higher taxes won’t get him re-elected
  10. Trump in a pickle
  11. Makes anti-immigrant display with money available
  12. Defends the tear gassing of children

Twelve easy steps that explain why children were blinded and thought they were going to die. Of course, they’re innocents who’ve been running through Mexico from violent gangs, so unfortunately an attack by the US probably wasn’t their first brush with violence.

What we’re seeing at the border right now is “the wall”, or the closest we’ll ever get to it anyway.

He’ll never build a giant wall, and it certainly won’t begin construction before people go to the polls in 2020, and yet he’ll win a second term because God has apparently decided to skip this season of “Earth”, in his great binge-watch of all known existence.

Putting some barbed wire and some extra soldiers at the border is the closest he can get to showing a display of power that’s tough on immigrants, without taxing the poor even higher, and it’ll be enough for many of his followers.

Many will forget that he was supposed to build a wall in the first place, and when they go to vote in 2020, they’ll remember images of women and children being tear-gassed and they’ll smile and vote for their orange king.

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Wait…what?

See, that’s why I ask, and wonder — When does a person stop becoming a person?

As I stated, immigration is complex, and not everyone who wants a hard-line on movement wants violence to be used against the people trying to enter the country illegally.

If we tar everyone with the same brush then the whole world burns. And that goes all ways.

But there’s a huge portion of Trump supporters who do lust for the violence, and given that Trump himself defended the use of tear gas just this morning, I’d say that he personally salivates over the idea that he’s currently causing a visceral chaos thousands of miles away, all because he can’t fulfil a campaign promise.

As always, the people who stand by Trump, even though they don’t want violence to be used against immigrants, are going to have to ask themselves a few questions — How long do I stand by this man? What does he have to do to lose my support? How far is too far, and are these people, people?

We’re all the same, at our core. Before you throw on the pressures, expectations and self-made constructs of whichever society we come from, we’re all just fleshy sacks of meat who’re trying to stay alive.

We’re intelligent animals who want the best for ourselves and the people we care about, and if any one of us were born into some of the horrors that are prevalent in less fortunate countries, well, we’d all be running for that border.

It’s a political power play in a vicious game, but one that uses real humans as the pawns. People aren’t pieces in a game, they’re individuals whose right to life should be respected.

What’s my solution then? Because I’m writing as though the current way isn’t the answer and so I better have a solution.

Well, I guess I’ve never understood why we don’t send immigration case workers to the border to process people fairly. If someone is denied, then it can be explained what it is they need to do to be accepted, and if someone is accepted then they’re in America legally and so what’s the issue?

People are more likely to respond to love than hate — I think I have to believe that.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted this yesterday:

If you’re wondering why she’s getting so much attention lately it’s because the left-leaning youth of America finally have a leader who is saying the things we’ve been thinking. Oh, and also because she’s a woman who wears clothes — At least that’s why Fox News-Entertainment have been paying attention to her.

Trump and other right-wing leaders conjure up images of exclusively male migrants who are forcing their way across the border. The reality of the situation is they’re families who’re seeking asylum from dangerous homes.

They come to make a legal case, but are met with a barrage of barbed wire and tear gas. All because old Donald doesn’t have the stones to tax his base in order to build a giant wall.

Which, in turn, is all because his father never said he loved him.


Today is Tuesday, November 27th and misinformation scares the hell out of me.

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This Is About Children

This is not an immigration debate.

One of the roles of a first-world country, is to forever balance immigration from countries that aren’t as privileged. If you live in an idealised land, people are going to want to be there. You can’t have a desirable country and not expect a flow of illegal immigration from people escaping war, famine and crime-ridden cities. That’s just not the reality we live in. People, yourself included, want the best possible life for themselves and their families.

If you were born into a horrific situation, through no fault of your own, you would fight and claw your way out of it, to give your children the life they deserve.

We can debate statistics on contributions that immigrants make to America vs what they take from it. We can discuss appropriate immigration levels until we’re blue in the face. We can even enter into arguments over what defines an immigrant to the public, and whether or not it has anything to do with race.

But, this is not an immigration debate. Because a debate on appropriate levels of immigration, is a debate worth having. It’s a conversation that major countries should expect to have for as long as our species continues.

I say our species, but I don’t recognise Corey Lewandowski as human. If you’re already finding yourself in a position of defending Lewandowski’s response to the news that a ten-year-old girl with Down syndrome was separated  from her mother, then these words aren’t for you. Nobody can help you now, you are lost and I am sorry for whatever happened to you along the journey of life.

Equally, if you understand that the footage we’ve seen in the last few days of children in cages is an abject, waking nightmare of human-rights violations. Then these words also aren’t for you. Please feel free to read on, but I’m not one for preaching to the choir.

This morning, between bouts of anger and sorrow for the nation I’ve found myself in, I want to open a dialogue with everyone else. Anyone who feels as though this isn’t the worst crisis of our time, but also feels uneasy about conservative talking-heads mocking disabled children live on television. You are the beautiful middle-ground who deserve to have your voices heard. Now more than ever.

So, here are two open letters to people who identify with particular ideologies. In the hope that you’ll put this crisis within a context of your long-held morals and beliefs, and not whatever a biased media outlet, or government, tells you.


Dear 2016 Republican Voters,

You don’t have to agree with the GOP on everything. You haven’t lost a battle if you call your party out when they cross a line. One of the more horrific leadership decisions in my lifetime has been Obama’s call to excessively use drone-strikes on the middle-east, during which he was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of innocents. I vocally condemned him at the time, and continue to do so whenever people try to portray his legacy as one without fault. No party does a perfect job, and to believe so is foolish.

Making a decision at election time is a balance of the positive and the negative. Having had nearly two years to analyse the fallout, I can understand why you backed a Trump presidency. It took some time, but I do finally comprehend the complexity of it all. You voting for Trump initially, that no longer scares me. What breaks my heart is seeing evil, bigoted people across media outlets, defend the inhumane treatment of children, who then have the audacity to claim that they represent you.

You wanted a shake-up, you wanted something new and different. I ask you now, is this what you wanted? It’s okay to admit that it isn’t. If we surrender our morals to a party line, we lose a significant aspect of what makes America free. Please, continue to debate with us, snowflake liberals, when it comes to immigration reform. I’d love to have these conversations back. But stand-up for basic human rights when they’re violated. Call your party leader out when he crosses a line, he’s going to listen to you when you doubt him, because you put him on the throne and have the power to keep him there.

For now, America is still a democracy, and no voice is heard more by an incumbent government than those who voted them into power. Use that voice to call this what it is. It doesn’t mean you’re not a true-Republican or any less of a patriot. If anything, the courage to disagree with your party shows the independence and free-will that makes American people so great.

Thank you for reading.


Dear Pro-Life Activists,

As a someone who is pro-choice, we might disagree on the moment at which human life begins, or the autonomy women should have over their own bodies, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a united front on this issue. We can both agree that these children are, in-fact, alive. They’re children who need our help, love and support. Even if all you can spare is a heart-full of empathy at this time, then you are human and your heart is aching at an appropriate moment, and that is beautiful.

I know that a lot of Pro-Life groups are heavily linked to the Christian faith, and I also know that as an agnostic, it would be hypocritical of me to quote the Biblical words of Jesus on this issue. In the last half hour I’ve read several passages that highlight where Jesus stands on protecting children, and I’m going to make the assumption that you know where to find these words.

This is not an attempt to throw your faith back at you, but rather an understanding from an ethical non-believer that you’ll hold-true to the words you live your life by.

Governments love it when we’re neatly placed into ideological boxes that can be marketed to. They’ll assume, based on their demographics and data, that because you oppose abortion you also support this administration on child detention centers. I ask you not to abandon your morals, but to stand by them. Go out, mobilise, and defend the lives of children. I’ll be marching on June 30th to protest the treatment of immigrant children, and I’d be proud to stand beside you on this issue.

Thank you for reading.


No words that I can thread together can possibly match the horror of it all. You’ve all seen the videos, listened to the audio and searched your hearts and minds. We can no longer just hope that there’s an end to the madness, we have to act. You can start by calling your representatives and marching freely in peaceful protest. Or by donating to charities that aid in providing legal council to separated children.

We must first fix the inhumane injustices before opening up debates about the specifics of immigration reform. Children’s lives should not be used as a ransom for political policy.

This isn’t about party politics, this is not an immigration debate.

This is about children.

Today is Wednesday, June 20th and I wasn’t sure about the Nazi-Germany comparisons until now.